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Last year someone sent it to a list I was on, and since I don't have a daughter, and in the spirit of the thing, I wrote up the following... You may glance at him, but any glances going beneath the belt will get you an immediate expulsion from my house.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." : I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
I've seen this list in many forms and it's always a fathers' fantasy.
No hyper-testosteroned teen pays any attention to dad.
The best you can hope for is to at least ward off the ones who won't pay attention to a "no" from your daughter.
BTW; most of the "skanks" I dated turned out pretty well (teachers, lawyers, etc.) and most were from above average homes (including one whos' dad was a retired Marine major ). Picture a japanese zero spiralling towards the ocean in flames.
So far they have seemed to have picked good fellas...to mention none dated before their senior year in high school....except for proms or what not.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating